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About Ah!Steroids
Ah!Steroids is an arcade action game by walang studio built around a brutal constraint: your two damaged ships can only turn left and right — no thrust, no brakes. Together they orbit a fragile planet under endless asteroid bombardment, and it's your job to keep the rocks off it.
It's in development, but the core idea is already compelling: a defence game about circling, timing and making every pass count.
How to Play
Rotate your two ships around the planet, intercepting and destroying asteroids before they strike. All you control is direction — left and right — so success is about positioning over time.
Controls
Left/Right – rotate the ships
See the original itch.io page for the developer's control notes.
Tips & Tricks
Smooth, continuous rotation beats frantic direction changes — overshooting leaves the planet exposed.
Prioritize asteroids heading straight for the planet over easy kills.
Features
Two-ship defence with left/right-only steering
Endless asteroid storms to survive
One fragile planet to protect
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