无鹅不作 (Crazy Goose) by Linsama hands you the web's favorite role: a mischievous goose. Small planets, big goose energy — cause trouble across five tiny worlds: a village, an icy planet, a city, a transport hub and an alien mothership.
Chase smaller creatures to grow stronger, then take on bigger targets. Conquer a planet and you blast off to the next; get caught, and you end up as a dish in your collection. Each round lasts a quick 90 seconds, and honking, sprinting and taunting are all encouraged purely for the fun of it.
The game supports keyboard and touchscreen, and the page is presented in both English and Chinese. Free to play, with optional donations supporting the developer.
How to Play
Each 90-second round drops you on a tiny planet. Chase and taunt the smaller creatures to grow, then challenge bigger targets until you can conquer the planet and blast off. Avoid getting caught — a captured goose becomes the trophy dish of whoever caught it. Repeat across all five worlds, from village to alien mothership.
Controls
WASD / Arrow keys – move
Space / Shift – sprint
J / K – honk
T / L – taunt
Touch – on-screen drag controls on mobile
Tips & Tricks
Growth is the win condition — farm the small creatures before picking a fight with big targets.
Honking is fun but taunting is tactical: bait pursuers into worse positions.
Learn each planet's layout quickly; 90 seconds goes fast.
If you get caught, note what attacked you — the next run, grow first.
Features
Five tiny planets: village, ice, city, transport hub and alien mothership
90-second chaos rounds
Chase, grow, conquer — or end up as a collected dish
Honk, sprint and taunt mechanics
English and Chinese presentation
Keyboard and touch controls, free to play
Latest Updates
Added to PlayBloo
A mischievous goose causes trouble across five tiny planets in 90-second rounds. Discovered on itch.io's new releases feed and added to the PlayBloo catalogue with verified source details.