Sir, We Have a Situation

Sir, We Have a Situation is an idle strategy demo by deskgeneral. Command a base against oversized everyday objects, beginning with a giant pigeon. Buildings grow as they are upgraded, and trained troops keep fighting while the tab is closed. Six encounters bring different weaknesses, resistances, and signaled attacks. Support abilities and changing weather affect the response. The developer estimates a 45–60 minute demo ending in a debrief.

Build and upgrade the base, train troops, and inspect each target’s strengths and weaknesses. Use support when attacks are signaled, adjust for weather, and complete Command objectives through all six encounters.

Hover buildings — open management options Q / W / E — call support Use the on-screen interface for base upgrades and troop training.

Choose troops that suit the target: the flamingo resists mortars. Time support around signaled attacks. Account for reduced rifle effectiveness during fog.

Six-target browser demo Visible building upgrades Automatic combat and offline progress Target-specific weaknesses and resistances Weather effects Command objectives and commendations